April 2nd, 2012 at 4:30PM
nrgins: “You know what’s gonna be painful? When my mother remarries your father, and I’m your new sister, and Dad likes me best, and then we send you away to an all-girls boarding school, where you find true love, and on visiting day I come up and steal your new girlfriend. The following spring we marry in a civil ceremony, which YOU are forced to cater, and everyone hates your catering, and you get a bad review on Yelp, which pretty much sinks your organic lesbian catering venture.”

nrgins:

“You know what’s gonna be painful? When my mother remarries your father, and I’m your new sister, and Dad likes me best, and then we send you away to an all-girls boarding school, where you find true love, and on visiting day I come up and steal your new girlfriend. The following spring we marry in a civil ceremony, which YOU are forced to cater, and everyone hates your catering, and you get a bad review on Yelp, which pretty much sinks your organic lesbian catering venture.”

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April 2nd, 2012 at 4:18PM

suburgatoryfans:

Tessa: We are spiraling out of control here, George. You’re talking about baby ducks and spending all your time with middle-aged women.
George: What?
Tessa: Don’t you think it’s time you hung up those mom jeans and went back to being a dad?
George: These aren’t mom jeans. I got them at the garage sale.
Tessa: Yeah, but whose garage sale, George? Whose garage sale?
George: I got them at Rhonda’s garage… I’m wearing Rhonda’s jeans.

Suburgatory | the Chatterer, 1.03

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June 27th, 2011 at 8:50PM
People love us the way we are, and our enemies hate us for the very same reason.
June 27th, 2011 at 8:48PM
Naw!

Naw!

June 27th, 2011 at 8:32PM
My old agent used to promote me as the male Keira Knightley. (Laughs) I thought: ‘Well, what does that say about me exactly?’ Do I pout a lot or something?” Robert Pattinson
June 27th, 2011 at 8:19PM
A national park in Sweden.

A national park in Sweden.